This is why my wife is the most brilliant person on the planet. She invented the perfect excuse for not having sex. What’s more, I love her all the more for not having sex with me. I’m feeling ten feet tall because of it.
Ladies, forget the headache excuse. Here is the secret.
Sweetie, I love you, but you’re just too big. You’re a little too long, but the girth is the kicker. It hurts. Can we just cuddle?
Now tell me, wouldn’t your man love to hear that? He’ll be skipping down the street like a 10 year old girl, knocking on doors, telling the neighbors. Give it a try. You’ll get some rest. He’ll get a lift. He won’t even care that he didn’t get laid.
I love it when a plan comes together. Wait…what?…hey!…Honey!…We need to talk.