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Don’t forget Mother’s Day

Just so you know I come by it honestly…

I called my Mom the other day to confirm some dates and other facts that I needed to fill out this massively complex form for the government. I understand that “massively complex government form” is redundant. Don’t email me.

I was looking at the part where they wanted me to classify my family relationships 1=mom, 2=dad, 3=children, etc. Some of the categories were step/foster parents.

I jokingly asked my mother, “Have I ever had any step or foster parents?”

Without missing a beat she said, “We tried, but no one would take you.”

I love my mom for her wit, the sense of humor she subtlety taught me and the whole “life” thing. Yes. I’m a birth survivor and proud of it. Sorry my head was so big Mom. I love you.


5 thoughts on “Don’t forget Mother’s Day

  1. Cool tribute to your mom. She should be—and I’d bet the farm that she is—very proud of you.

    Hi, Randys’ mom. Happy Mother’s Day.

  2. If I found a Mother’s Day card that said, “Sorry my head was so big,” I’d buy it in a heartbeat! Very nice! Your mom sounds delightful. You’re a lucky man.

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