El nino? La nina? I don’t know who, but some Hispanic kid is messing with the weather. We had 88F days here last week. This weekend’s forecast is freezing with lows in the upper 20’s (F). Why mention this? Is this a rant about “global climate change?” (Note: the term “global warming” in no longer in vogue.) It is not.
This is to let everyone know that Easter is canceled. Why? Because God himself wouldn’t get out of bed on a freakin’ cold day like today. Sunday is slated to be colder. God will be sleeping in. The good news is if he doesn’t see his shadow, Spring will be here soon.
Now someone bring me the head of John the Bunny! I figure since I’m blaspheming, I might as well go for broke.