It’s official. New York City Stinks.

I watched the news with only one eye today, but apparently every citizen of New York City farted simultaneously today creating a massive cloud over the city. I blame the new ban on trans-fatty oils. Those dietary changes can be a real intestinal pain.

The real question remains. How did anyone notice the odor? With the wonderful odors of NYC, 12 day old pretzels mixed with the omnipresent haze with just a hint of urine, how did anyone notice a gas leak? Only time will tell what terrorist plot could have caused this.


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