Associated Content has been soliciting articles about “Top 10 Gift Ideas for…” (you fill in the blank). I’ve seen so many that it’s starting to be funny. Like I do when I see silliness, I just had to satirize it. Here’s an excerpt:
Talk about “hard to buy for.” Zombies never shop for themselves and depend on the holiday season and your generosity. Here are 10 great suggestions for the special zombie on your holiday list.
People were trampled for this?! What the frick and frack?! Pup tents at Best Buy, stampedes at Walmart, these people are the definition “undead.” They’ve only left their house once in the last 3 years and that was to buy a new game system. This is the ultimate zombie gift. >> read the rest; it’s the best >>