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Archive for April 1st, 2008

No Check for You: the IRS Will Make Sure Your Rebate is Spent Right

Posted by thebarefoot on April 1, 2008

Category: Your Tax Dollars at Work.

It has been said the second most frightening words in the English language are, “Hi. I’m from the government.” When this is followed by, “…and I’m here to help you,” you should run. Run as fast as you can with that load in your pants. In that vain, the IRS has decided it knows best how you should spend their…er…your money.

The IRS wants to make sure those “economic stimulus” checks do their intended job of being dumped back into the economy. To prevent high-risk citizens from just paying off their credit cards instead of buying washing machine, the IRS has started sending goods instead of money. Who is “high-risk” will be determined solely by the IRS.

I heard this story on the drive home from work on Market Place. I admit, I’m a NPR junkie. It’s great programming and just a little naughty. I don’t donate to NPR, but still sneak a listen as often as possible. Just a little danger to spice up my life. It’s like ordering the Club Sandwich. I’m not a member of the club, but the waiter never asks for ID and I put one over on him every time.

Here is a link to the printed story on the Market Place web site.

Here is a direct link to the audio version of the story. Much more interesting if you have the bandwidth. Be sure to listen all the way to the end for information on how you can help stop this silliness.

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Madonna to Remake Casablanca, The Inside Scoop

Posted by thebarefoot on April 1, 2008

The Barefoot Celebrity Buzz and Scatological Research Group, LLC (Paparazzi Division) is your one-stop shop for all things mundane in Hollywood. This week we’ve uncovered a plot to remake the classic 1942 film Casablanca.

It seems Madonna, against all good advice, got the idea and the urge to act again. This time she wants to remake Casablanca in a new setting. Rumors are flying, but TBCB&SRG(PD) has the real scoop. How is being courted on the casting couch? What will the new script contain? You can only read it here in our exclusive, insider’s story. >>

Pam Gaulin used with permission)
(c) Pam Gaulin (used with permission)

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