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Archive for May, 2007

AC PV conveter v1.3 Now with IE stain-fighting power

Posted by thebarefoot on May 28, 2007

I got the IE bug in the converter figured out. If you’re really interested, IE was putting in carriage returns which are not the same as end-of-line characters. In the end, it was a simple 2 line fix to just tell the code to replace “\r”. Thanks for the heartburn Bill..

The new duel-browser-compatible version should be up soon on Michy’s site.   Check the “bug” list at the bottom of the file to make sure you have the version with “RESOLVED: IE reads line breaks where there are none.”

You can either run it from there or download it for off-line use. I also added a little meta tag to the file. If you are wanting to host the page as part of your site, please make note of it and email me. If you don’t, there will be no way to send you updates.

Thanks to all the testers. Pam even reports that this works well in Camino on her Mac. Thanks to Michy for giving me a distribution point.

http://www.accentuateservices.com/theBarefoot/

Posted in Associated Content, HTML, code, javascript, page view | 1 Comment »

AC PV conveter v1.1 - Firefox only

Posted by thebarefoot on May 25, 2007

The WordPress editor put in a lot of junk that broke the code that I previously had here. I guess I’ll find some place to distribute this intact.

Run it live at:

http://www.accentuateservices.com/theBarefoot/

Posted in Associated Content, HTML, code, javascript, page view, software | 7 Comments »

Everything old is new again

Posted by thebarefoot on May 24, 2007

My prophetic utterances have proven true.  I knew there was more to this taking your shoes off at the airport thing.  One person screws it up for everyone.  Now that CNN reports this guy is an idiot, we will all be treated like bigger idiots.

I told you the truth months ago and you said I was a lunatic.  Who’s laughing now?  Well, probably all of us because it’s just that stupid.

I’m tired of these M*****F***** snakes on my M*****F***** plane!

Posted in CNN, Cairo, airplane, comedy, conspiracy, humor, mental illness, plane, slack, snakes, stupid | No Comments »

Converting AC’s PV page to CSV

Posted by thebarefoot on May 21, 2007

I spent the weekend writing a program that will convert Associated Content’s page view report into a comma-separated format that most spreadsheet applications will read as nice columns.  I got it free enough of bugs to call it release 0.1.

It’s still has a problem figuring out the “submitted for payment or nonpayment” and the “submitted as Exclusive or Non-exclusive”, but it doesn’t throw off the overall format.  It also puts an extra, leading column in, but that is easily deleted once you have it in the spreadsheet.

If you want to be a beta-tester, please log into AC and send your email address via my content producer page with the message “PV converter beta”.  The whole thing is one simple HTML file.  The instructions are built into the file.

Since this is a very specific program, I’ll only send copies to registered AC producers.  Log in before you message me.  Thanks.

Posted in Associated Content, HTML, code, page view | 3 Comments »

Speaking Ill of the Dead…Falwell Passes…

Posted by thebarefoot on May 16, 2007

Jerry Falwell Dead. Richard Dawkins Exclaims, “There is a God!”
So you think there is an afterlife. Join the latest reality game show still in progress. Falwell’s passing converts atheist into agnostics. Agnostics are pushed to the fringe of belief. Read more »

Posted in Associated Content, God, Jesus, afterlife, humor, religion, writing | 1 Comment »

AC Call for Content

Posted by thebarefoot on May 14, 2007

No special offers this go-round. Just some ideas for those that might be stumped for something to write. Here’s the email:

Call for Content

Many of us spent the weekend with family, celebrating mom. If you dined out for Mother’s Day, consider submitting a review of the great (or not so great) restaurant and become a local restaurant critic!Here a few things to consider when crafting your review:

- Mention specifics about the atmosphere, menu, service, price, location and menu
- Be accurate and honest
- Make sure it’s at least 400 words
- Refer to your location and the name of the establishment at least 2 or 3 times and include both in the headline
- Attach photo(s) to make your review stand out!

Multimedia idea: Interview a chef, patron or restaurant owner for a video restaurant review.

Posted in Associated Content, idea, posting, tips, writing | 1 Comment »

Don’t forget Mother’s Day

Posted by thebarefoot on May 9, 2007

Just so you know I come by it honestly…

I called my Mom the other day to confirm some dates and other facts that I needed to fill out this massively complex form for the government. I understand that “massively complex government form” is redundant. Don’t email me.

I was looking at the part where they wanted me to classify my family relationships 1=mom, 2=dad, 3=children, etc. Some of the categories were step/foster parents.

I jokingly asked my mother, “Have I ever had any step or foster parents?”

Without missing a beat she said, “We tried, but no one would take you.”

I love my mom for her wit, the sense of humor she subtlety taught me and the whole “life” thing. Yes. I’m a birth survivor and proud of it. Sorry my head was so big Mom. I love you.

Posted in family, humor, mom, mother's day | 5 Comments »

Associated Content Tip of the Day 6 May 2007: Ad Alignment

Posted by thebarefoot on May 5, 2007

Often echoed in the AC forum is the question, “What does Associated Content want?” Many complain that their articles are rejected though they’ve followed all the rules, suggestions, and advice. It’s time for advanced AC training.

What AC wants is right in front of you. It’s in every article page on the site. We as writers tune it out because we are reading the article. You better believe AC hasn’t tuned it out and neither does the casual browser. What is missing from your article formula that AC covets? Advertising.

Advertising alignment is arguably the second most important component in getting a decent offer from AC. Here’s how your AC education program is laid out:

  • AC 101: Writing well. If you can’t provide well written content just give up now. Spelling and grammar are the cornerstones.
  • AC 201: Keywords. Most people got the point about the importance of keywords early in their internet writing career. Good keyword density is the prime component to a decent offer.
  • AC 301: Topic variety. One must be able to provide a variety of topics to AC if they expect to keep the cash coming. A good carpenter can build a chest or a house. Their skills are transferable to other projects. So must a good writer’s be.
  • AC 302: Promotion. Naturally, a little promotion can’t hurt. Frankly, the author who says, “I’m just the writer. Promotion should be someone else’s job,” just doesn’t stand a chance in this venue. I have no sympathy for such a person when they complain about not being offered decent money. Why would AC take a chance on your writing when you won’t?
  • AC 401: Advertising alignment. This is the class most CP never take. Are you ready for your senior thesis?

Advertising pays the bills
When the question “What will AC pay for?” is asked, the answer should always be, “Well written, interesting articles that align with Google Ads.” AC won’t come right out and say it because advertising is not the be-all-end-all of their goals, but it’s key.

It’s all right there in front of you. There are ads on every page. That is what AC wants. They want your article to bring the ads. Google ads are placed there by computers not humans. You have to have the topic and keywords right or the ads aren’t going to fit.

Toothpaste conquers all

Why does AC love product reviews that use the product name? Because they align with the advertising for the product. You can make $5+ for a toothpaste review, before making one dime for the most brilliant insight into the meaning of life.

Some are dismayed because a quick and simple article on a basic topic like stress reduction is offered more than an article they spent over 8 hours researching and writing. This is an important point. Just because you put hours of research into and article, even a topic that is not well covered on AC, does not mean that it is of the same value to AC. The old saying, “Everything is worth what the buyer will pay” holds true at AC.

For example, an article on stress aligns very well with internet advertising. Stress reduction techniques such as meditation, medication, herbs, and aroma-therapy are all over the place.

An article on the history of Moldavian tyrants is not going to see many matching ads. Moldavian tyrant action figures aren’t doing so well on eBay at the moment. Here’s where preparing a topic list can save time and effort.

Who’s your daddy?

Instead of using your time researching one article topic, use some time preparing multiple topics. Take a few hours and Google. Poke around AC and pay attention to the ads, specifically how they relate to the article topic. Create a topic list of common and not-so common products being sold on the internet. Bookmark the sites you find for future reference. Find out who is trying to make money on the internet. Those are the people who are going to help you make money. Write an article that aligns with their ads and AC will pay you.

Check out sites for television channels. Look for new trends and shows. For example, the History channel is pushing a new show called “Cities Underground” where they travel the globe and show the city below the city. Now, AC isn’t going to pay for a show review, but the History Channel’s ads are going to show up in an article with keywords about the topic. You just have to slant your article while still using the keywords “city,” “underground,” etc. Maybe an article on the London Tube or the Paris Metro. How about the bunkers of Nazi Germany in Berlin? That show was actually on last night, hence the example.

Pander to the advertisers using keywords without being obvious and while still remaining interesting. The complaint about not knowing what AC wants is common, but I think everyone overlooks the fact that AC needs to make money. Advertising pays the bills.

If you’ve got the basics under your belt, it’s time to really research ad alignment. Once you get the hang of it, you can move your tassel.

Posted in Advice, Associated Content, FAQ, advertising, forums, how to, keyword, money, page view | 34 Comments »

Associate Content Tip of the Day 5 May 2007: Newbie Guide

Posted by thebarefoot on May 5, 2007

Susan300 set up a fantastic guide for someone starting out with Associated Content. It’s a great resource with links to essential topics and videos. It’s also a great time saver for me this tip-go-round. ;)

Check out Sue’s Squidoo lens and get the upper hand or a leg up if you prefer.

Posted in Advice, Associated Content, SEO, how to, keyword, money, video, writing | No Comments »

Happy May Day and other Flatulence

Posted by thebarefoot on May 2, 2007

May Day has past us yet again. What is May Day? International Worker’s Day. A day that every good socialist loves to celebrate not with a May pole, but with a megaphone. Were we were celebrating the spring flowers or the guy who planted them? >> read the rest.  it’s the best.

Posted in Life, May Day, Political correctness, Politically correct, conspiracy, humor, immigration, race, rant, stupid | 1 Comment »